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He called me a cunt, and I called him a cunt back. And he gave me a gesture as if to say my breath smelled. I said to him: ‘How can you call me a cunt? You shagged your team-mate’s missus, you’re a cunt’.

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QPR defender Anton Ferdinand, testifying on the exchange he had with Chelsea defender John Terry at Loftus Road during the last Premiership season at the latter’s trial for using racist language toward the former (Terry is accused of calling Ferdinand a “fucking black cunt” during the whole thing.)

A choice example of the finest Socratic dialogue employed by most footballers on the pitch.

(If you are at all confused by Ferdinand’s shot back to Terry, then you must have missed the whole saga where Terry was alleged to have slept with then-teammate and friend Wayne Bridge’s girlfriend, which resulted in a good old revoked pre-match handshake down the line between those two.)

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